Dresscode: human waterproof slug.
We are off on a trip to-day.
“It’s not the easy option”, our visionary leader pipes out in his very own patronising knob-head manner.
What the fuck do you no tosser?
Everyone who works in the education system will tell you a trip is something to look forward to, something to break up the mundane existence that is school life.
A chance to get away from that lecherous twat!
I planned my clothes last night. Something practical, warm, yet, of course keeping a little bit of that ‘Bitchpedia’ style!
Bag packed…I am ready to go!
I arrive at work to find that I have been teamed up with senior manager. Thats fine I get on well with her. The day is looking good.
Then….Oh-my-god…..WTF is she wearing?
No, seriously, did I misunderstand the dress code of the day.
There, standing before me is Senior manager, looking like an elephant in a mini skirt!
Ahhhh shit…..I’ve now got to spend the day, with that giant arse, covered in stretched lycra!
I can’t face that all day!…. Then…. hold on…what is she doing?
WTF (expression of the day, I think), she’s now zipping herself into a full on waterproof all in one.
I know the weather forecast said rain, but this is fucking ridiculous!
Senior manager has now transformed herself into a giant waterproof human slug!
Wish me luck guys…