Brit Bitches

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Midwife misshaps March 24, 2010

Now childbirth is a stressful time for any woman, so what you don’t need is a cocky bitch as a midwife.

I’m lying on the bed sucking on the gas and air, I did ask for an epidural, but the fucking bitch lied and told me there wasn’t time!

 Trying to rest between contractions, when suddenly there was an arm up my crutch, she then had the nerve to say “push dear”. I’ll tell you what , get your arm out my crutch you silly bitch and I’ll push- was she taking the fuckin piss!

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