There was this really snooty Mum who walked round with a stick permantly stuck up her arse!
You know the type, always in your face, nothing is ever good enough for her cherub.
Well imagine my surprise, when working with the formentioned cherub, she pipes up ” my mum has a special friend called Jane, who has sleepovers with her and daddy!”
Moral of the story, if your going to go three way, don’t do it infront of the kids!!