Brit Bitches

practising the art of bitchary Brit style

The Squirrel bowls again. April 22, 2010

It was time for assembly.
Funked up singing practise here we come.
6 kids are chosen to go up the front to demonstrate the actions.
The Squirrels son is chosen.
This is her retard kids finest hour, it an oscar moment for her family!
She sits in front of me.
Him looking at her, her looking at him.
Both staring lovingly (weirdly) into each others eyes.
This is some weird shit.
Beaming with pride she stares at her beautiful boy, he smiles back with a coy look in his eye.
errrrrrr….. is know one seeing what I’m seeing.
The retard kid is standing up there looking like something out of ‘ Dumb and Dumber ‘.
WTF has happened to his hair.
He’s been squirreled!
Shes used a bowl to cut his fucking hair.
This is school suicide.
If the kids don’t take the piss, I know I will- we’re talking bowl cut city.

Advertisements
 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s