A simple construction, with equally simple instructions.
I open up the box and start reading the manual.
In walks ‘ the DIY king’ The husband.
Now, being a man, instructions, they laugh in the face of instructions!
” It alright love, it’s just a few nuts and bolts, I’m pretty sure we won’t be needing them” -Crap!
Yes dear, that will be why we live in a house of wobbly things!
He builds the barbecue, it doesn’t wobble and it does look like a barbecue.
By gosh, I think we will be able to cook on it.
Then I spy the left over nuts and bolts.
Wife: ” Don’t we need them”
Husband: ” They always put a few spares in”
What, a whole bag full!!!
Men: If the item your building contains instructions, then fucking use them.
Women: Hold your tongue, don’t suggest your man is doing it wrong, you might find a hammer imbedded in your head, simply suggest another way using your most non-threatning girly voice.