But I have just watched a woman give her two-year old chewing gum.
Now, I don’t mean to be judge mental ( even thought , I am bloody good at it), but that’s fucking stupid.
Errrr, love. Have you ever heard of choking??
Or did you miss that parenting class.
Along with the one about telling your fucking kid, NO now and again.
Maybe just maybe, that’s why the world is full of obnoxious childish twats.
Because, Mummy never said NO.
Get the tit out of your mouth, he’s a big boy now and tell him fucking NO!
Deal with it now.
Or this dickhead ain’t ever gonna get a girlfriend.
No self respecting girl is gonna want a bloke who spits the dummy everytime she says NO!