It’s inset day at my school, what it should actually be called is ‘Moan like a fucker’ day.
So there we all are, well those who were stupid enough not to feign illness, sitting in the conference room just waiting for him to start spouting.
He, my cock of a boss that is, stands in front of us, with his I am God, you will all respect me pose.
Errr… if God is a very small little man, wearing cords, a grey shirt and a very tight gay leather neck chain, then yes, you are he.
So he starts trying to make analogy’s about swans, and how if we don’t fly as one then we will fail-dick.
We failed Sir boss’a’cock, when you took to the helm and made all those twatish decisions based on your ego.
I look around the room, yes, its official, this bloke is proficient in talking shit and is more effective at sending people to sleep than counting frigging sheep.
The whole room is bored as fuck with all eyes firmly glazed over, except of course Miss Petty Bitch, she’s sitting there in the front row-loser, smiling and nodding I’m left wondering, has she glazed into her robotic sex role. Just nod and smile it will be over very soon!
No, No I think she is actually falling for his bollocks. What a giant petty cock head.
Suddenly I am jolted back to reality.
The Knobhead boss is now standing in front of me swinging ropes and inviting people to join him, 6 people ( Who I have completely lost all respect for now) actually get up and start swinging, me thinks he has other swinging ideas in mind for these folks.
Then after a while, he starts.
The same old shit- no communication, at which point I have to stop myself from shouting out ” Communicate this you twat” (middle finger standing proud).
Seriously, I can’t take much more of this shit.
Everything he is standing up their whining about, originates from him and his cockhead management.
Err…Lead by example you tit.
If only these meetings were more like comedy shows, the more they take the piss the more I can heckle.
I can hear me now…..
” Get your cock out your own arse, cretin”
” Oi, little dick, those fucking heals you’re wearing, make you look like a midget Drag queen”
” That comb over your sporting- grow some balls and shave it off”
Ahhhhh…..one can dream can’t she?