Well thanks to my kids, I do every frigging week.
I was flicking through the channels for the cartoons.
When suddenly, there on the shopping channel was….Spray on hair!
We are talking hair in a can.
At this point, I blocked out the children’s cries of ” where’s Rory, can we watch our programmes”, and sat there stunned, sickened but strangely amazed.
This man was sitting on a chair, with his bald head reflecting all the studio lights.
That must be a technical nightmare.
The man is sitting there having a mass of thick black hair sprayed on his head.
He is brandishing a head full of pubes, and actually looks pleased with the results.
Are you fucking joking, someone has just painted your head with spray on pubic hair, and you are pleased about this??
What happens if you go out and it starts raining?
All of a sudden you will have giant pubic sideburns and eyebrows of the streaked variety.
If your bald, get over it and shave your head.
Spray on hair, what a crock of desperate crap.