Having just picked up my darling children from school, I was sitting at the traffic lights, patiently awaiting the green light. When suddenly in the corner of my eye, i see two lads in there souped up Astra, goading me from behind the steering wheel.
For fuck sake, I’m on the school run in my Punto!
The sub banging, their foot balancing above the accelerator.
Obviously, I’m way to Mumsy to get involved. So I just keep staring at the lights.
The light changes to green.
The race is on.
Or so i thought, if of course he hadn’t stolled at the lights!
My 1.2 Punto with one middle age owner reins victorious!