It makes me so cross. Grrrrrrrr
I was in the classroom, when in walked two of the persistently late kids.
“Sorry I’m late” she drones from the door. ” My dad wants to talk to you”.
The mans a fucking prick.
I smile and say ok, secretly thinking, if he wanted to speak to me then he should try getting his lazy fat arse out of bed earlier and speak to me before school. Rather than interrupt the entire class.
Up I get, trying to take in multiple gulps of air.
My nazel passages are about to be violated.
I leave the room and sure enough, standing in front of me is the giant, dirty sloth of a man (I use the term man loosely, he’s more pig cross skunk beast ).
I deliberately stand as far back as possible, he fucking stinks, his humongous gut bulging over the top of his trousers and hanging out the bottom of his stained top.
I don’t want to make eye contact with him, but where do I look, he has dried toothpaste all around his mouth ( which kind of shocks me, so this family do have personal cleaning products who’d have thought it).
He starts moaning.
“Kileys brother as been given a behaviour book” Yes, that’s because your shit parenting has made him feral.
” Kiley is feeling really left out, cause he keeps getting stuff when he’s good, and she don’t. So we were thinking, she could hav one as well” – No, fuckwitt, she can’t. I have better things to do with my time than panda to your fucking kids whims, cause you can’t control them.
I explain politely ( which pains me ) , that wasn’t possible due to the fact that she wasn’t badly behaved at school, yes, that’s right loser, she behaves for us because we have these little things called boundaries.
” He looks confused, maybe I used too many big words ”
Mental note: Keep language to 10 letter words or less.
Smelly fuckwitt parent: ” Sorry they were late, I got pulled over by the police cause I had 4 kids in the back. I don’t know what there problem is cause Tyler is only small”
Fuck me this man really is a moron!
Me: ” It doesn’t matter how big the children are, its down to the fact that you only have three seatbelts in the back. Even if they are really, really small, you can still only have 3 humans in the back of the car” You have to ask yourself, should these people really be allowed to bare children?
Smelly fuckwitt parent: ” Yerrrr, maybe” No, not fucking maybe freak. positively yes you cretinous freak.
Why the fuck am I wasting my time.
I end the conversation.
Life is too fucking short!
Somebody fucking shoot me.